Fandom Mom

queen-peletier:

The silence is your answer. 
for itsjaneshepard
calleo:

masterofbirds:

onauratoujoursrendez-vous:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.
… okay no it’s not.

jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.

WHAT

I think the last bit in italics makes it even more wtf.
There’s the whole, “Okay when Obi-Wan wakes up, he’s totally going to realize I beat off thinking about Padme, and he’s going to be PISSED because he told me not to do that—LOL oh well, not like it’s the first time!”

calleo:

masterofbirds:

onauratoujoursrendez-vous:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.

… okay no it’s not.

jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.

WHAT

I think the last bit in italics makes it even more wtf.

There’s the whole, “Okay when Obi-Wan wakes up, he’s totally going to realize I beat off thinking about Padme, and he’s going to be PISSED because he told me not to do that—LOL oh well, not like it’s the first time!”

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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The difference with a single player game is that in the same way you lose yourself in a good novel, you can lose yourself in a single player story. You see it in all these games, where you can fill your house with turnips or decorate your armor with a dragon skull. It lets you go inside for a little while and, well, not hermit up necessarily, but be in another place and time for a while. It is escapism and you can’t really have that when ‘BonerLord247’ goes running past you in the middle of a raid.
verticalfood:

Vegan Creamy Tomato Soup

I am watching a drama right now where a pregnant woman was killed in a hit and run accident. The hospital was going to dispose of her fetus like hospital waste, but her boyfriend stopped them and had it cremated. Then he poured the baby’s ashes into the urn holding its mother’s and it was so damn sad. I am legitimately sobbing real tears right now.

im-horngry:

Vegan Hot Chocolate - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Vegan Hot Chocolate - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Vegan Hot Chocolate - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Vegan Hot Chocolate - As Requested!

I’m just really frustrated right now.  I want a punching bag, a pillow, and a long running track.