reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night
that is a really awkward euphemism
oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.
… okay no it’s not.
jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.
I think the last bit in italics makes it even more wtf.
There’s the whole, “Okay when Obi-Wan wakes up, he’s totally going to realize I beat off thinking about Padme, and he’s going to be PISSED because he told me not to do that—LOL oh well, not like it’s the first time!”
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
Then there’s the Navy
Mike Laidlaw, Wired (UK)
I am watching a drama right now where a pregnant woman was killed in a hit and run accident. The hospital was going to dispose of her fetus like hospital waste, but her boyfriend stopped them and had it cremated. Then he poured the baby’s ashes into the urn holding its mother’s and it was so damn sad. I am legitimately sobbing real tears right now.